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Prince Charles’ “College of Medicine” nails its colours firmly to the mast

June 27, 2012

On Wednesday 4th July, London South Bank University, never the most reputable institution in the Western hemisphere will further muddy its name by holding a conference on “Acupuncture for Integrated Pain Management” sponsored by the College of Medicine.

This organisation, as I have previously discussed, is an alternative medicine lobby group in the UK that has been roundly criticised in the sane academic press for basically espousing Snake Oil in the name of the medical profession. The College is linked to Prince Charles, who likes nothing better than a bit of quackery and personally profits from ineffective alternative therapies. Like all the Royals, including his Dad he is a big fan of alternative medicine (although it’s strange to note that when they are actually ill, the Royals go to a proper hospital just like everyone else).

The College of Medicine is simply the most recent incarnation of an apparently many-headed hydra The Prince’s Foundation for Integrated Health, which folded in 2010 after an accounting scandal. Having played it relatively safe quackery-wise since its inception, the College seems to have abandoned all pretense of being a medical organisation.

The 4th July conference on “Acupuncture for Integrated Pain Management” (its not clear to me why pain management needs to be “integrated” or indeed with what it should be integrated) features such delights as Taiji or Yi-Jin-Jing exercises for attendees, a talk by the Queen’s personal homeopath Peter Fisher and probably the most irritating, a talk on “Acupuncture in Cancer Care.”

Note the extremely careful wording: “Acupuncture in Cancer Care.” Not “Acupuncture for Cancer Care.” Suggesting that acupuncture has any effect at all on the progression of cancer might get the College into trouble with, you know, proper doctors.

In the evidence-based environment in which we find ourselves, acupuncture has failed miserably to demonstrate its effectiveness. The recent history of research into acupuncture can be easily summarised thusly: The better the study, the smaller the effects. Straws may be clutched at, yes-buts may be uttered and words may be weaseled, but acupuncture simply cannot claim to have any medical standing nowadays.

I am amazed by how tenacious the belief is that acupuncture is effective has proven, and this can partly be explained by the phenomenal success of faked operations that amount to nothing less than Chinese state-sponsored propaganda, but nonetheless lodge barnacle-like in the public conscious.

South Bank University, already languishing at the bottom end of most academic rankings, might be doing its wallet a few favours by hosting conferences espousing the rolling out of spiritualist voodoo on the National Health Service, but it should look to its reputation before siding with the charlatans.

But then again, maybe there is nothing left to salvage.

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